what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
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