Dark Humor

why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.

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where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land

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What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In

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I don"t think I’m allergic to this

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I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”

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Being sad is my only happiness

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What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola

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I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.

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I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside

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Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours

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I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

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I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

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