I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
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