Dark Humor

Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up

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Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

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Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)

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Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.

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I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!

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Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.

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Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”

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What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

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Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!

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What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.

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What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy

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my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar

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Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount

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