My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
A man is walking on the deck of a cruise ship, when he sees a woman, without arms and legs, crying. The man says “What’s wrong?” The woman says “I’ve never been hugged before.” So, the man gives her a hug and walks away. The next day, the man sees the woman, on the deck, crying again. The man says “What’s wrong, now?” The woman says “I’ve never been kissed before.” So, the man gives her a kiss and walks away. The next day, the same thing occurs. The man says “Oh, for Christ’s sake! What’s wrong, this time?!” The woman says “Well, I’ve never been f@cked before.” So, the man picks her up, throws her into the ocean, and yells “YOU’RE f@ckED!”
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
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