When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
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