Dark Humor

Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”

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I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage

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what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees

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life’s too short to want it.

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Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.

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I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!

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One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.

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What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…

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Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T

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Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging

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Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."

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Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.

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A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her

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Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number

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I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”

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