There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
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