I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
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