according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
life’s too short to want it.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
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