My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
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