Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
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