Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
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