What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
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