Ex jokes

I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips

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I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.

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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

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I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(

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I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive htm title=' (I gotta go pay him out of jail)'>a car because he ran over my ex on “accident” (I gotta go pay him out of jail)

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What do you call a no r-med T-rex A T-ex

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Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands

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Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you

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I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.

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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

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I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

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So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said “hi.” I said, " knife to meet you."

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I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex…

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some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.

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