“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
my ex missis me but her aim is geting better
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage
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