2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
ex-bf’s gf: your so ugly as hell me: oh did I mention that i was trying to be you
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.
My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone Ex Boyfriend: how and why? Girlfriend: Because your about to die
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, “PEDOPHILE! THAT’S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD.” I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive htm title=' (I gotta go pay him out of jail)'>a car because he ran over my ex on “accident” (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!
What do you call a no r-med T-rex A T-ex
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