Fat jokes

A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”

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You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’

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Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

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A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance? Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with. Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

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Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.

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Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

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the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”

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You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

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My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one

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Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!

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what do fat demons hate, exorcise

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Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

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Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.

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Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

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What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?

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