What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt
yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
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