Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
You are the reason double doors were invented
Yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death”
And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
I know five fat people and you’re three of them
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”
Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out
The fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
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