Fat jokes

Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.

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By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it. Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.

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You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

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What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.

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oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt

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Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception

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your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.

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What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?

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Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones

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Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!

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Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

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Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.

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Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.

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Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami

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