Fat jokes

Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

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Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***

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What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic

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Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks

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I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.

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Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”

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ur mom fat lol

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what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book

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Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued

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yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity

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YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN

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Im not fat!! Im a Nutritional Overachiever

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My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one

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Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her

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Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs

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