Fat jokes

yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!

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Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

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“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”

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yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide

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rft

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oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt

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yo mama so fat thanos had to clap

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Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

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Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks

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Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones

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the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”

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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

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Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…

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You are the reason double doors were invented

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Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”

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