Fat jokes

What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun

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Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.

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Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”

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yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.

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Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

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Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

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Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework

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Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement

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what do fat demons hate, exorcise

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Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt

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yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity

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I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.

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Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.

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Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs

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You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’

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