Fat jokes

your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus

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Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator

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Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.

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Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt

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I know five fat people and you’re three of them

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What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic

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What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.

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Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.

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what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book

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yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack

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Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

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Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

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Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake

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Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

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By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it. Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.

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