Fat jokes

You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’

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Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

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Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.

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Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.

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Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

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You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate

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A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”

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Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt

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What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

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yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack

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Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out

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My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

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What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

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