Q: why can’t orphans be on a football team? A: because they won’t know where to go on a home game.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?
A game that all orphans hate, Who’s your Daddy.
What is a emos least favourite game Cut the rope
what is Africa’s most famous sport? the hunger games.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium
why cant orphans play video games because they don’t have their parents email
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.
did you hear about the baseball game between america and ethiopia? America - 8 Ethiopia - didn’t what’s an orphans least favorite game. Baseball because they can’t find home plate.
when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
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