Green jokes

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.

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What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm?

A frog in a blender

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Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.

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What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc

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What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot

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Why did the carrots laugh?

They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.

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What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you?

A pool table.

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How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.

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What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger

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What’s red and in a corner? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner? The same baby three weeks later

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What’s red green and smells like shit

…red and green shit

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What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

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What fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise

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Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me

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Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.

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