A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday and 1 for Sunday.” The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday.” The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February…”
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards… The steaks were pretty high
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging…
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
THIS IS A RYTHME jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said u know u wanna jill said yes as he grabbed her dress and they had a little fun jill forgot her pills so now they have a son
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke
What happend to the depressed kid who tried to high 5 a tree. Answer- He was left there hanging.
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump? $2 billion and high cholesterol.
when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?
“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?? She chews before she swallows
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