Why can’t people in wheelchairs pass high school? The pacer test.
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.
When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School? In 69 you usually only kiss one cnt and look at one a*hole
What do you call a chair that smokes weed? A high chair
I’ve just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. – He was high on my list of priorities.
Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- ?? your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie?? Chandler-?? yup your one high fluting son of a gun?? Mr. Beast- ?? I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant?? Miss Kadie - ?? don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid?? kids- ?? we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - ?? I just want to die because I’m so sad Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…
People told Kobe to fly high look what happend
the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters
As a fellow emo i find these very rude and disrespectful plz take off or i tell mom. Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby please tell me (I’m asking for a friend) P. S. I have no friends
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