When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium
wanna hear a joke… idk im too high
a e-girl went to go high five a tree but the tree left her hanging
joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree but it left him hangin.
Question- What happend to the depresses kid who tried to high 5 a tree? Answer- He was left hanging
Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
One day I told my wife that she drew her I brows too high, She looked surprised.
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. “The sky is definitely blue.” “Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black.” the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. “The grass is definitely green.” “Very good Annie, but it can also be brown.” Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. “Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?” “Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?” She questioned. “Well if they don’t have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself.”
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide? Asking for a friend.
Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking so he asked him “sir are you drunk?” The man responds “No sir i’m not drunk.” So the Officer asks “how high are you? ” And the man responds “no sir, its high how are you.”
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, "Cause I’m in a great depression??
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
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