What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes “APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
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