I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
Roses are red, fishers are fishing, I really hope, you’ll be reported missing.
I hope death is a girl that way it’ll never come for me.
Your mommas so depressed she shot herself in the head hoping she’d die
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope your happy now
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
How it be when the new guy takes too long… hay Danny, its me Johnny. Johnny: boss says to kill the guy in red. point the gun at his head. Danny: ok target locked. 3… 2… 1… bang. Johnny: danny hope you did not get the man in red Danny; OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
I GAVE UP HOPE AND I LIKED IT!! I TAKE MEDS TO FEEL FANTASTIC! (i kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places I hope the police can talk them down
So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart
While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said “Sorry! It’s been awhile since I’ve possessed a body.” She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!
Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won’t eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won’t eat a person.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson
Hope this good
What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten
Fork off
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