what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
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