Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy
yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
Child: drinking milk Farmer: hey, what are you doing? Child: oh I just milked one of your cows Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls Child: realizes
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice
I will be back, im gonna get milk… Me:…
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
Kid: Dad where are you going Dad: To get milk TEN YEARS LATER Kids friend: wheres your dad Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
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