What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
Why did the Dad cross the road To get the milk
Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk
Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
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