y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk
Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said “I used all the milk to make your sister”
why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk
want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious
What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk
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