Nut jokes

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *
-2 -1 0 +1 +2


There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *
-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *
-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2


%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *
-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *
-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *
-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *


© àíåêäîòîâ.net, 1997 - 2025