What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
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