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I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
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