Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
What is smagma name
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS!??????
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
Do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
Ow! you hit the spot!
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
What do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
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