Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? — Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
Hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented
What do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
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