I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
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