My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em
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