Paint jokes

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?” The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.” A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.

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If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?

In Washington D.C.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how many you throw.

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How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.

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Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them.???

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