What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
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Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
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