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A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, “Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?” The priest says, “Because I’m a father.” Johnny says, “Yeah? Well, my old man’s got three kids and he don’t wear his collar backwards.” The priest says “You don’t understand, son. I have thousands of children. ” Johnny says, “You should wear your f@ckin’ trousers backwards.”
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
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