What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
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