Priest jokes

How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.

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3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”

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When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.

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whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

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What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.

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A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.

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A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "

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What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face

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What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.

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Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns

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girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned

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