I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
Why did the blind man fall down the well? He just couldn’t see that well.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.
I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? – Well, the flag is a big plus.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!
How do trees get online? – They just log in.
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