I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? – A waist of time.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are. ” He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
Some people think prison is one word…but to robbers it’s a whole sentence
Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…
Why do bees have sticky hair They always use honeycombs
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
What do you call a nose without a body? – Nobody knows.
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.
RIP boiling water. You will be mist. There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
Dont trust atoms they make up everything.
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