There was a kidnapping at school… Don?t worry, he woke up.
I have a fear of speed bumps But i am slowly getting over it
What do you call a Russian tree? Dimitree
Why did the gym close down? – It just didn’t work out.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
A prisoner was told how he’ll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I blew forty bucks in there.”
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world
Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
You know why I don’t buy Velcro items anymore? They are a total rip off.
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