I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
What did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back???
Dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved
Did you sea what I did there?
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide!??????
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears — „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“
How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
“Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more! !! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
What did the the sea do when it seen the beach
It waved
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea
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