a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
I love stairs. They always bring me up
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
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