Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I’m about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY f@ckING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing “intense kissing” the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I’ve been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn’t
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks “what is that man doing?”. The mom says “Making pizza” trying to turn him away. The son sees a dog f@cking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says “Making extra cheese”. When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says “Ordering the pizza”. Later that day the mother says to the father “I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good”. So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs “wanna order some pizza !?” The mother replied “DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME” the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
i fell down the stairs once.
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