You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun
why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
How does a train dance?It bogies!
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said all you motherfckers who want to get off get off and all you motherfckers who want to get on get on his mother here’s him and said is that you cussing. The mother said go to your room for 1 hour little Johnny goes to his room then little johnny comes back one hour later and said all you motherfckers who wanna get off get off and all you motherfckers who wanna get on get on and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay go ask the b*tch in the kitchen.
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